We post images that we receive from emerging photographers regularly on reFRESHLITE, so its about time we posted some articles from emerging writers too. This entertaining featurette is penned by Andrew Pearson (pictured left) who I'm sure you'll be seeing more of as a writer in the future...
We all know how we like it. Sugar in our morning coffee, our choice of music at the gym or our favourite flavour at the bar. Our taste in men is usually just as rigid; we find one type of man ticks all the boxes. Some of us prefer the rugged manly type, whereas others are more partial to the fresh faced, clean-cut variation.
There was once a time when men jumped out of bed at the crack of dawn to pull a shaver across their face. However, over time, some of us have evolved into increasingly hairier beings whilst others have kept up this morning regime, creating a distinct difference. So the big question is – does a baby face make your heartbeat pace or are the rough more than enough?
The smooth man (illustrated by Ryan Seacrest)encompasses all that is good and proper. His shoes are shined, his shirt freshly pressed and his crew-cut hair is flattened into a side parting. There are variations of the smooth man, from a Fred Perry-style man-about-town, to the young professional; seeking to scale the rungs of the career ladder. Some jobs require a close shave and attention to detail which some guys are more than keen to adhere to. His style and attitude are never out of sync and his composure will never falter.
A significant portion of these clean-cut office bunnies have created the ‘closeted’ rugged man. These men spend all week closely shaving and pressing their trousers until the weekend is upon them and they proudly spend the weekend strutting around with their hastily grown facial hair. Then, come Sunday night, the joys of the weekend will be washed away down the sink, the sleeves unrolled on their shirts and a comb re-introduced to their barnett.
The rough ’n’ ready man (illustrated by Colin Farrell) on the other hand eludes all conceptions of formality and properness. When Clint Eastwood arrived on our screens, the world embraced his abrasive exterior and shaver manufacturers sighed and binned the file marked ‘Christmas bonus’. The modern-day rugged male is carefree and seemingly un-phased by others’ opinions of his unruly hair and yesterdays’ 5’ o clock shadow. His style is casual, yet never messy encompassing brawn, not brains. Take note: there’s a very clear difference between a rugged man and a man who doesn’t care for his appearance. Whilst both will likely have facial hair, the rugged man’s will be at a carefully selected length and will be subtly shaped to emphasize his cheekbones. The rugged man will work to obtain the ‘I just threw this on’ fashion sense and his hair will be ruffled and messy but would have taken no fewer than 10 minutes and three products to make it that way. The slacker man will wear anything that fits and may not have even used a towel on his hair. In essence, the rugged man will show all the qualities of a man who hadn’t spend time on his appearance, but will look equally as dashing as the clean-cut smooth man.
Of course, the pro to being a rugged male is that you reek of independence, giving the impression that you’re much too valued in your workplace to be told to change your slightly less-than-professional appearance. But there’s no avoiding it, the level of smartness lies directly in proportion to a man’s level of ruggedness. This doesn’t work well for the male who is to be expected to dine in upper-class restaurants and mingle with high-class professionals in his daily routine. While the ‘carefree look’ may work wonders to appeal to the opposite sex, it’s not going to sit well when in Claridges or with anyone who works on a broadsheet newspaper.
Both looks require a certain amount of attention to detail and cross contamination is unfortunately too common and rarely successful. The bearded ‘pretty-boy’ look may have worked for Justin Timberlake but it’s unlikely that most of us will be able to pull this off without a full time personal stylist. There’s also the hideous effect of the boy who is born to follow in a line of clean-cut office types but attempts to jump the fence into Ruggedville and land on his own two feet. This results in short and skinny wannabes with a face full of wiry pubic hair throwing their shoulders around as if they’re Russell Crowe. The rugged man is supposed to be exactly that – a *man* - and if the shoe doesn’t fit, stick with what your genes have given you.
Extremes need to be avoided when fitting into one of these categories. A man too formal and neat can give the impression of someone with OCD who may have to leave dinner early to run home and make sure all his coffee-cups are equidistant from each other with their handles pointing due North. The rough ‘n’ ready male can take their look one step too far and end up looking like they’re likely to smell a little stale or as if place they call ‘home’ is actually a pile of newspapers in a doorway. Moderation is key!
When dating, cross pollination should generally be avoided although this certainly isn’t set in stone. A large rugged guy hand in hand with a smooth boy may scream ‘father and son’s day out’ as well as a smoothly shaved, immaculately dressed gentleman with a rough looking stud may give the impression that they’re helping the homeless. It’s perfectly acceptable to blend the smooth and rough though, providing the age difference isn’t too great. A word of warning to all the closely shaved guys out there, beware of stubble rash ;)
30 years ago, the unshaven man in the work place would have been sent home from the office with the contents of his desk in a cardboard box. Luckily, the world is evolving and many of us are now able to gleefully step outside of our front doors and welcome each morning with a bristly grin and unkempt hair. Hopefully, the world won’t continue to evolve until we begin to turn back the evolution clock and step out of our office lift closely resembling an ape...
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